What the hell is this?!?

I have no idea what the Hell happened, all I know is that I went to http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ and... THIS happened! I'm still crying/laughing over it.

Quickly Tripping

Piano tripped along playfully. He was on his way to meet his lover, Guitar, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying an instrument in its mouth.

Piano was almost on a roof when he came across a round cake, lying alone on a fancy plate. "That must be a treat from my bored bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked obnoxious, so he ate it.

It gave him the most shiny tingling sensation in his cheek. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Guitar.

When Guitar came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Piano cried angrily.

"Your foot! And your hand!" Guitar said. "They're annoying! Can't you feel it?"

Piano felt his foot and his hand. They were indeed quite annoying. "Oh, no!" Piano said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that round cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Guitar said. "I got you a scarf. It must have been that sweet man who lives nearby. He acts a little happily, ever since he kissed a glasses."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Piano sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Guitar said rapidly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your foot is really crimson like that."

"Really?" Piano dried her tears. Piano kissed Guitar and it was an entirely cold sensation, like a box of happy kittens.

They spent the night having entirely cold sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

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I got as far as 'carrying an instrument in his mouth' before I started cracking up. XD